Sweaty balls? Not cool!
Let’s keep it real, there’s nothing worse than some funky junk below your belt - with our balls curing in our pants all day where it’s dark, warm and moist, there’s all kinds of things breeding down there.
"It’s uncomfortable and unsanitary, not to mention a real problem if you’re getting ready for a sexy night of Netflix n’ chill."
We have a solution for you: Fresh Meat Masculine Wipes
We put nature’s goody goods at work here - Aloe and Vitamins B & E (with no Paraben, Phthalate, Chlorine, Formaldehyde, Alcohol, or any other wack items) so the wipes are gentle and good for your most sensitive skin.
The scent is of the masculine kind, so we promise you won’t be out here smelling like a newborn baby or a flowery meadow.
"Fresh Meat is man sized; for all the guys out there packing an extra-large bratwurst."
The Magic of Fresh Meat Masculine Wipes, Explained
- Keeps your pits dry and cures the odor when the pressure is on.
- Removes dirt, oil and sweat from your face when you’re on the go.
- Ensures you have the freshest man meat in town. Serve to taste.
- Eliminates that swamp butt on your rump roast after you drop a deuce.