Sweaty balls? Not cool – it’s uncomfortable and unsanitary, not to mention a real problem if you’re getting ready for a sexy night of Netflix n’ chill.
Well, we have a solution for you: Fresh Meat Masculine Wipes. Use them to keep your meat packing district fresh and clean anytime, anywhere.
We put nature’s goody goods at work here - Aloe and Vitamins B & E (with no Paraben, Phthalate, Chlorine, Formaldehyde, Alcohol, or any other wack items) so the wipes are gentle and good for your most sensitive skin.
The scent is of the masculine kind, so we promise you won’t be out here smelling like a newborn baby or a flowery meadow.
The wipes are flushable and dispersible – you’ll be saving the environment, and the money you would have spent calling a plumber to unclog your toilet.
Fresh Meat is man sized; for all the guys out there packing an extra-large bratwurst (last meat pun, we swear.)
Deionized Water, Cetearyl Isononanoate, Ceteareth-20, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate, Glycerin, Ceteareth-12, Cetyl Palmitate, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Citric Acid, Tocopheryl Acetate, Panthenol, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Matricaria Recutita (Chamomile) Extract, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Extract, Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Leaf Extract, Althaea Officinalis (Marshmallow) Root Extract, Paeonia Lactiflora (Peony) Root Extract, Glycyrrhiza Glabra (Licorice) Root Extract, Polysorbate 20, Fragrance